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The most hilarious anti protest signs. I seriously... →
me: i want to lose weight.
me: i want to be skinny.
me: i want skinny legs.
me: i want a flat stomach.
me: i want to be thin.
me: *sees Mcdonalds*
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
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